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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

Indiana Pacers star Tyrese Haliburton suffered a torn right Achilles tendon in Game 7 of NBA Finals, per multiple reports - CNN

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Eum sit ipsam ut animi distinctio rerum omnis praesentium.

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Wanda Sykes delivers epic 26-minute acceptance speech, mentions every other winner at event and speaks up for trans people - CNN

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

What are the best sneakers for running?

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Utah woman loses 100 pounds in one year: Here's how - KSL News

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What are the withdrawal symptoms of Klonopin 1mg?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Olfactory neurons use unexpected 'solid' clusters to achieve genetic precision - Phys.org

Next, they tried...

Then came..

Still no good

After Being Called "Rude," Miley Cyrus Seemingly Addressed Her Recent Signing Event - BuzzFeed

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Do you have any problem dating a younger man?

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids